OH GOD IT’S DEVELOPED PSYCHIC POW–wait, it’s just on fire
May 5th, 2008 by PhilI’m back! Sort of. Anyway. Part of my ‘101 in 1001′ list (pick 101 goals for yourself, try to accomplish as many as you can in 1001 days) was to blog something here once a week, and I figure today’s as good a day as any to start, mostly because today is what I have as my starting date.
Courtesy of Miss Mandy, here’s seven reasons to become a polygamist’s wife. No need to find a date - Jesus does it for you!
Here’s how to make the creepiest fucking coat rack ever: a coat rack made out of dismembered baby doll parts.
If you’ve got the urge to creep the living hell out of your guests, you can’t go wrong with that little number.
Tecmo Bowl is coming back, specifically to the DS as Tecmo Bowl: Kickoff. Unfortunately, EA is sitting on the licenses for the actual NFL like an 800-pound gorilla (mostly so they can defecate upon said licenses every year with yet another Madden game), so Tecmo Bowl won’t include any licensed teams - this includes retired players, apparently, so there will not be an appearance by Bo Jackson.
Hey, maybe other teams can win now! (Ba dum ching. I’ve got a million of ‘em baby, I’ll be here all week.) Here’s some more info on features for TBK: customizable teams, Wifi and local multiplayer, stylus controls, and a customizable playbook, for starters.
Oh, and just go on and put this on your to-get list: a Wii poledancing game, which unfortunately won’t include Carmen Electra, despite announcements that hinted at the contrary. Boohoo.
