Rampant Exclamations

Created by Strip Generator, by braising a May Ham with 1 1/3 cups Awesome Sauce and baking at 400 degrees for 90 minutes; season to taste.

Valentine’s Day and Presidents’ Day are around the same time every year, so why not celebrate them both by breaking up with that unspecial someone in a spectacular way that says, “Yeah, you’re ugly, I hate you, and I’d like to sleep with several of your friends.” Destroy that soon-to-be ex-significant other’s ego and sense of well-being with a gesture that guarantees they’ll get the message! You’ll be celebrating Presidents’ Day by following in the footsteps of some of our greatest leaders: crushing the hopes and dreams of the people who love and trust you the most. And you’ll be celebrating Valentine’s Day by giving the gift of future promiscuity and probable VD to someone you truly love: yourself.

Hatred and Herpes: The Gifts That Keep On Givin’.

On a completely unrelated topic, (seriously, there was no segue to be found), here is a video clip of a new game coming out for Wii, Band Mashups. It seems to be a blatant attempt to cash in on the Rock Band/Guitar Hero phenomenon, but it’s intriguing in that the songs they use are all remixed during the game, and depending on what kind of band you are it can make the song sound A LOT different…and in Spanish. I implore you, nay, I DEFY YOU, to look at this video and try to tell me that a Hard Rock/Mariachi band version of Cypress Hill’s “Insane In The Membrane” does not make you want to purchase this game, or at least the soundtrack.

Just try.

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