January 29th, 2008
Future Japanese Gladiators Events (by Greg)
Created by Strip Generator, because I can’t get “The Electric Version” out of my damn head!
You know the Japanese are some crazy mofos from the insanity we already steal from their country and put on our finest late-night cable tv lineups. But what if they had more motivation than 200 Yen, a set of steak knives, and the glory of being penetrated by an electric eel during the Lightning Round? What if they could BECOME a Gladiator at season’s end like our American Gladiators version, and bring even more honor and glory to their once storied clan, now known for their proclivities towards nubile boy flesh?
Why, I daresay they’d be a nation of electrocuted goat-sucking rabies carriers, and I can’t think of a single way I could be mistaken.