Forwards from Phil: Jan. 16, 2008

January 16th, 2008 by Phil

see, it works on two levels

- The perfect car for people who’ve always wanted to drive in a river, but nothing deeper: the sQuba. It goes up to 33 feet underwater and has an electric engine. Good luck with all that.

- Warning: there’s now a flesh-eating STD. You’ve all been warned. It’s apparently hitting mostly gay communities right now but is presumably set to jump into the mainstream any day now.

- Will Smith as a drunken superhero. That is all.

- TerraCross is now manufacturing a home on wheels. It sort of looks like a garbage truck, but it is in fact a complete home. For one.

- Meanwhile, Japanese farmers get equipped with cybernetic exoskeletons. I, for one, welcome our exoskeleton-wearing rural overlords.

- This one’s for Will: Sheik is back.

- And, finally, Uwe Boll’s banned from making big budget movies because, well, they do horribly. My favorite quote from this article: “…the infamous German director and pouting pugilist will see his future endeavors financially constrained after his latest $70 million video game adaptation, “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale,” set the box-office alight with all the effectiveness of two moist fish furiously rubbed together.”

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