Archive for December, 2007

Lana Lang = Chun Li…o rly?

Hollywood, Movies, News Post, Rant, Television, Video Games, WTF?: December 31st, 2007 by Greg

That’s right, Kristin Kreuk from Smallville has been cast as Chun Li in the next Street Fighter live action disaster disappointment unmitigated failure movie.  I shite you not.  Three issues with this, I have:

Kristin Kreuk?  Really guys?  To play the very Chinese Chun Li?  Did the world run out of Chinese actors?  How about Asian actors?  How [...]

RYU IS NOT NICARAGUAN

Internet, News Post, Video Games, WTF?, lol: December 28th, 2007 by Phil

Please, Capcom: put Ryu’s dong away. No one needs to see that.

Kill with caffeine, not kindness

Caffeine, News Post, WTF?, lol: December 28th, 2007 by Phil

Man has coupon for free drink at Starbucks, no limit. So what’s he decide to do? Create the most expensive drink he can. Smart man.
The result? A venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra mocha, added caramel, and (I can’t make this stuff up) 13 shots of espresso. $13.76.
The result of drinking it?
At [...]

Gosh, He Seemed Like Such A Nice Guy… by Greg


December 28th, 2007 by Greg

Now THIS is how you kill yourself!

News Post, Video Games, lol: December 28th, 2007 by Greg

In a video game, I mean, specifically Halo 3…but if you could manage this in real life, too, well then you, my friend, deserve to die with honor. Prepare yourselves, my friends, for one of the greatest displays of suicide ever performed on a video game since Super Sonic got stuck in a spike [...]

Wii facts, Jack Thompson is the dumbest ‘lawyer’ alive, and more.

Animals, Computers, Internet, Language, Law, News Post, Politics, Video Games, WTF?, Wallpaper, Words, lol: December 28th, 2007 by Phil

Stealing Greg’s format? Don’t mind if I do!

Let me blow your mind for a second: Amazon sold 17 Wiis per second in 2007. Wait, Amazon had Wiis in stock?
Yeah, I went there.
Jack Thompson calls out the DoD for forging an ‘unholy alliance’ with videogames. Apparently he’s gone from being cheeky and saying videogames are the [...]

Holiday hiatus

Animals, Explosions, Internet, News Post, Video Games, Wallpaper, Wanton violence, lol: December 28th, 2007 by Phil

Just thought we’d let you know that the comic & blog are taking a temporary hiatus for the holidays. That’s my excuse if you ask me, anyhow.
I leave you with this: a wallpaper-sized drawing of Mayor Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

(Click for big.)