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The importance of preparation

November 1st, 2007 by Phil

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present a man who Really Has His Shit Together™: the police chief of Lansing, Michigan.

Lansing, MI (AHN) - The chief of police of the city of Lansing, Michigan has begun stockpiling chainsaws in preparation for possible zombie attacks. With Halloween approaching the city is not taking any chances.

“We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years,” said Police lieutenant Bruce Ferguson stressing his police team is ready for any attack on their city.

Hell. Yeah.

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