And All It Cost Was A Human Life! (by Greg)
Created by Strip Generator, using A.I. and the uploaded psyche of Shakespeare.
I think I’ve eaten at McDonald’s about 8 times in the last week because of my sick obsession with collecting stickers of any type, which dates back to my first Sticker Phase in the late 80’s. I’ve curbed my appetite for adhesive decoration for almost 20 years, but every time McDonald’s pulls this Monopoly BS on me it sets back my progress almost completely. Not to mention the opportunity for monetary gain, which is so small as to be a non-existent incentive, which matters not because it works. So if my stomach sobs at night trying to digest 8000 calories at once, and I flirt with Type 2 Diabetes and coronary disease, well, that’s simply the price I pay for free McFlurries and 10% off at Foot Locker. And I defy you to tell me you wouldn’t make the same sacrifice.
October 8th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Man, I like how one burger caused him to not only die, but instantly decompose. That’s pretty ill.
That said: and I thought I had been eating at McD’s a lot lately! My three - no wait, two - visits pales in comparison to your 8.