Rampant Exclamations

I’m tired of talking about reality…

…like world events and politics and national headlines. News is depressing! As such, I am focusing this installment of RAMPANT EXCLAMATIONS on fictional media, (namely, television and video games), and needless gadgets and gizmos aplenty (getting that reference makes you as sad as I am.) Those of you with a lust for [...]

Another reason to never go to Philadelphia again

While it may, in fact, always be sunny in Philadelphia, it turns out the city’s actually unfriendly, unstylish, and just plain full of ugly people. Seriously. Someone did a study, so it must be true!
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents [...]

This Just In!

Street Fight IV is confirmed.  Fellow video game geeks, begin your jubilations post haste.  That is all.

Hit it and quit it!

That’s the name of the game for this week’s installment of Rampant Exclamations, for we are busy men with busy lives and sometimes don’t have the time nor the inclination to ramble on and on about every single topic we choose to enlighten you with.  Nay, our time is much too valuable to waste by [...]

We can has podcast?

In case you weren’t enjoying reading this delightful material, now you can listen to it. That’s right.
Will and Greg have been involved in a podcast for a while now, The Rooster Block, with Jesse, who apparently has disappeared to either roam the streets in a drunken haze or else is in rehab. For the sake [...]

Whatever happened to Snow? (The rapper, not the precipitation.)

This question and many more will be remain completely unanswered, as we waste your precious time with more RAMPANT EXCLAMATIONS!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: nothing gets your point across like hardcore gay porn.  Jack Thompson, you are an absolute bastion of coherent and relevant debates, and it’s nice that you have seen [...]

Everything’s better with bacon.

I don’t even have words for this one. Vosges has outdone themselves.
Bacon Exotic Candy Bar - New
Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate
Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination.
Oddly? I kind [...]