September 5th, 2007
I, for one, welcome my turtleneck-sporting overlord (by Phil)
New iPods galore. Next up, the wi-fi-enabled iWallet, so they can just reach in and take the money from me themselves.
Made using Strip Generator, because I suck at art.
September 5th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Take out a mortgage to leverage your iTunes Music Store purchases at the brand new iBank! Sell needless organs and bodily fluids to pay for that iPod iAlarm iClock on the iBlackMarketplace (conveniently linked through iTunes Music Store)! And listen to your favorite songs while you wonder where your life has gone, just before you end it all with a self-inflicted iBullet to the temple courtesy of iGun!
September 10th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
…what’s the big deal with iStuff? Surely there are other companies that can do the same sort of thing, or at least fairly soon in the future. Wait for a price drop, that’s what competition does.