Rampant Exclamations

Man ditches house on Hollywood Freeway

Continuing the trend of bringing you shit we couldn’t possibly have made up ourselves, a man took a stupid route while moving his house and ended up leaving it on the side of the Hollywood Freeway.

Patrick Richardson’s now immobile home was being moved Saturday from Santa Monica to Santa Clarita when several mishaps - including [...]

Ripped from the headlines!

I know I already did Rampant Exclamations for this week, but there are so many news articles of interest or entertainment to me today that I must share them. 

Man Fed Live Cats To His Pitbulls–As an act of contrition, this son of a bitch should have to watch his beloved dogs tortured and killed, and [...]

State Senator Sues God, pt. Dos

Well it looks like the beginnings of a full-blown courtroom hootenanny, as God has officially filed a response letter with the county clerk’s office.  It looks like the good Senator from Nebraska won’t have the Almighty to kick around anymore, as God has proven Himself to be well-spoken, articulate and well connected (having St. Michael [...]

im in ur business, bein a douche

Ever wonder what it’d be like if people on the Internet had a real job? Like if, say, every retard from Digg (HELLO DIGGTARDS) ended up at a retirement party for a coworker?

What to do with your spare time

Finally, something that won’t make you want to shoot yourself. A video of an adorable squirrel running an obstacle course! Hit the jump for the video.

Stuff you don’t really want to inherit

When you think family heirlooms, what do you think of? Brooches? Wedding dresses? Furniture? Engagement rings or signet rings? Well, if you can’t really afford any of those, maybe you should consider a dead Lois a dead mummified baby:
CONCORD, N.H. - A judge has ordered a man to lay an unusual family heirloom to [...]

Homeland Security investing in Russian mind control research

Again, like Greg, I only wish I was making this shit up.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has gone to many strange places in its search for ways to identify terrorists before they attack, but perhaps none stranger than this lab on the outskirts of Russia’s capital. The institute has for years served as the [...]

Are you English or retarded?

If you answered “English”, “retarded”, “neither” or “both”, then you’ll love this week’s installment of Rampant Exclamations!!!

OMG Meteorite Bling Bling, I think real life just spoiled the story of the next Resident Evil game.  Seriously, read that article and tell me that doesn’t sound like the prologue to a survival horror game or movie.  Flash forward [...]