Archive for August, 2007

I wanna be a henchman–sorry, henchPERSON.

News Post, lol: August 30th, 2007 by Greg

Ray guns exist lol!  Finally, something COOL for a genocidal madman to steal in real life!  Start hollowing out those dormant volcanoes now, billionaire crazy people!  Your time has come!

Guest comic: slack like you mean it by Phil


August 29th, 2007 by Phil

Imaginary pigskin

News Post, Sports: August 23rd, 2007 by Phil

Or, as you people might call it, ‘fantasy football.’
No fees - we play for fun, not funds. I know some of you are college folks, and college folks are broke on the regular.
There’s a league set up for our faithful readers; league number is 567364, and the password is footballr0x (Yahoo says I need to [...]

Two more things…

Cars, Kitty!, News Post, Video Games: August 22nd, 2007 by Greg

I’m just gonna keep posting things as they come to me, because I have the power to.  :) 
Firstly, they are bringing back the Deloreon, I shite you not.  I don’t know if this is cool or not.  I mean, on one hand it’s a practical piece of popular culture that is fondly remembered, and I [...]

One more thing…

Hollywood, News Post: August 22nd, 2007 by Greg

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem.  Finally addressing all of the questions left unanswered in the first movie, hopefully beginning with, “Why did they make Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem?”

Idle hands spend time at the genitals…

Hollywood, News Post, Rant, Sports, Video Games: August 21st, 2007 by Greg

…so I will amuse myself in another way, namely, with A BULLETED LIST OF RAMPANT EXCLAMATIONS!!!

Michael Vick has pleaded guilty to the dog fighting charges, finally.  He really had no choice, all of his friends and family involved had already copped pleas and were more than willing to throw him under the bus.  If I [...]

Hamlet; or, what really happened to Abe Lincoln

News Post, Video, lol: August 19th, 2007 by Phil

Admit it - now you HAVE to watch.

“Hamlet, save yourself! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*beep*”
(video sent to me via this guy)

Issue #6: “An Existential Crisis of Sorts” by Will


August 13th, 2007 by Will

For the love of Christ let’s talk about something besides Rock Band

Dinosaurs, Explosions, News Post, Video: August 10th, 2007 by Phil

In this case, a house exploding, caught on a high-speed camera.

Brought to you by one of the best-named sites on the internet, Hot Girls and Explosions. Also from HG&E:
DINOSAURS + DRIFTING.

Interactive Musical Experiences ftmfw

News Post, Video Games: August 10th, 2007 by Greg

I couldn’t have said it any better myself, so I won’t try.  That Tycho is an eloquent mofo; you can find his elaborated take on the current Video Game Rock War here.  Now I am not a diehard GH player; I played it every day after I got it until I 5-starred every song on [...]