Rejoice, ladies and gentlemen!
After years of waiting, Jenga, everyone’s favorite method of embarrassing the fumbling and uncoordinated, is finally coming to your living room!
What’s that? You already HAVE Jenga? It’s sitting in your closet, you say?
Stop living in the Stone Age, grandpa. It’s 2007. F that S you’ve been playing for [...]
I had the honor of attending a Catholic wedding this past weekend, and it was so long that I was pretty sure I would miss work today. Am I not still there right now? Wonder of wonders. I mean, I love God as much as the next guy (well, not the Satanist, [...]
I must begin this review with a deeply sincere apology to Michael Bay for threatening his life and his home in preparation for what I was so sure would be an unmitigated failure to deliver on my high expectations. I was so terribly wrong, my friend, and I genuflect to you (although I bet Steven [...]
I don’t really know what constitutes a “news post.” If you are reading this expecting to be updated on local, national or world events, then I’m afraid you are bound for the 3 o’clock bullet train to disappointment. I am, however, prepared to impart upon you, lucky reader, knowledge that will guide you and protect [...]
