Oh, screw you Rock Band. Just screw you. That simply isn’t fair at all. How am I supposed to tell Guitar Hero 3 that its services are no longer required? It will be devastated. By the way, when can I preorder? I’ll take all three instruments, please.
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Will presumably has a new comic somewhere!
I don’t know guys…as it stands right now, I am more impressed with Guitar Hero 3’s lineup of songs than with Rock Band’s…I know there’s more interactivity and choices with Rock Band, but I don’t really care about anything other than the 90s songs as it stands now, and the songs are going to be [...]
Well…this is going to hurt the cute and furry angle. I can already see the anti-feline propaganda machine churning it’s rusty gears as we speak. Will, no doubt, will trumpet the inherent malevolence he blindly attributes to all cats, but you must take his ravings with a grain of salt, for he is allergic to [...]
Huzzah!! The new host of The Price Is Right has been named, the long search is over, our bated breaths may be exhaled! Finally, the torch has passed on to a worthy successor, a consummate gentleman with uncanny wit and a genial quality that…I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that…what? DREW Carey?! Are you serious? No [...]
Dear Internet in general:
Love,
Phil
…You can’t change the inevitable. No matter how hard you try, the future can not be altered, and you can not save the world from Skynet. Or in this case, Apple. Against my better judgement, and tearing asunder every fiber of my being, I have created an iTunes account and will [...]
With the recent emergence of Transformers as one of the seminal movie experiences of my generation, it has come time to address a more general concern that I, and others like me, have shared for lo these many years. I am talking, of course, about the current trend of “reimagining”, “prequeling”, “adapting” or “updating” beloved [...]
